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Biography

Psychedelic-Garage Rock from Bradford, UK.

Formed in late 2008, Counts Of The Netherworld didn’t waste any time in getting straight to work on writing and recording their first album. A lo-fi tour-de-force of strange alternative jingles and out there space rock.

Counts Of The Netherworld write songs about love, sex and death… space, beauty and bananas… heartache, cynicism and the daily grind.

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Lyrics

Zero

He waits till the lights go out
Lurking in the depths of our minds
He's waiting for the killing time
Corpses in the truck that he drives

Slain in the killing field, scream in our darkest tears
Slain in the killing field, scream in our darkest fears

Rage running through his eyes
Bound, gagged, burnt and tied
Dreams of the pain he thrives
Blood thirsty, razor sharp knife

Slain in the killing field, scream in our darkest tears
Slain in the killing field, scream in our darkest fears

Awake from the killing dream

Slain in the killing dream, dream in our darkest tears
Slain in the killing dream, scream out our darkest fears

Robotic Heel

Life it pulls on me
I don't belong, I don't breathe
Mentally, physically
Still like slaves we're free

Won't somebody please come and re-wire me

In this life I need
Still it shackles me
Mentally, physically
Slave, robotic heel

Won't somebody please come and re-wire me

My robot heel

In this life I need
Life, must work, must feed
Mentally, physically
Slave, robotic Heel

Won't somebody please come and re-wire me

My robot heel

I Am Symmetry

Baby come here, taste my mouth
Long legged women I can get deep down
Lady come on, make no sound
Knee socks off, put 'em in my mouth
Baby tastes good, baby so bad
Sweet little pussy and a damn fine ass
Make a little pose, with no clothes
Gonna' wrist it off 'cause I can't get close
High cheek bone, pale white skin
Sexy mother fucker can I climb right in?
Hair so long, pretty face on
Damn fine mother gonna' shoot my load!

Lady with this perfect beauty
Palest skin oh how I adore thee

Baby got style, baby got grace
Pretty little pussy cat in my face
But you got grace, nice dress on
Look like a lady when you're on my arm
Don't you have class, don't you have style
Long legged women with those socks knee high
Hair so long, pretty face on
Damn fine mother gonna' shoot my load!

Lady with this perfect beauty
Palest skin oh how I adore thee

Bananagate

Hear two bodies humping like the devil's got a master plan
No one's gonna' stop him chewing on that young girl's pants
Feel it I can hear it baby I could really get so close
Don't know how to stop it so I'm gonna' kinda' let it go

She's so strange, make her pay
She's so strange, tears on her face

Make it really easy 'cause I wanna' hear this girlie moan
Take that baby girl to the cleaners make it oh so slow
Feel it I can hear it baby sounding like I'm oh so close
Don't you fucking stop it pump it baby pump it hard then slow

She's so strange, make her pay
She's so strange, tears on her face

I can feel that devil is so strange I can see that it is not quite rape

Hear two bodies humping like the devil's got a master plan
No one's gonna stop him chewing on that young girl's pants
Feel it I can hear it baby sounding like I'm oh so close
Don't you fucking stop it baby pump it really hard then slow

She's so strange, make her pay
She's so strange, tears on her face

On her face

King

Feel, feel for something, if it's so real then save me
Hold, pour your heart babe, feel it bleed like you're my baby
Make, make it one thing I believe in darling
All, all I want is your moves babe, and it's begging me to sing

Yeah!!

Take, take my soul and all the good things you wanted
I breathe out the hurt that you caused me
Well I know, I want something that don't stand for nothing baby
Take a look, pull the strings man, fucking steal, but you'll never be my king

Hey!!

Take the real thing, well take the real thing!

Take, take the last thing that you wanted my baby
Break me, break the chain and all those bad things
For years I believed in

Hey!!

Clouds Amongst Us

I lost my years in the blink of an eye
But they were sent from the clouds in our sky
To bathe us in their glow
D.N.A and purest gold
From the music to my soul
But only few will know
That Indigo and Crystalline behold
Four years in the blink of an eye
At the time the planets align
A golden age has dawned

And clouds amongst us will blow over shines indigo

Crystalline or Indigo
From the music to my soul
And bathe right in their glow
Minds like atoms will collide
And the new age will decide
Who will stay and go
As Indigo!!

And clouds amongst shall blow over shines indigo

The Art Of Self-Defence

(Instrumental)

Activation Sequence

Black holes
Time holds
Worm holes
Spirals on

Break through to another time
Space/Time and the passage down

Weightless
Breathless
Floating
Ascending

Weightless in this cosmic energy
In netherworlds time disappears
Knowledge of a higher being
Riding on this wave ascending

Break through to another time
Space/Time and the passage down
And the passage down
To another time

Well I'm riding
Ascending
Well I'm floating
Well I'm breathing

"My God... It's Full Of Stars"

Singularity, mathematically
Phenomenally, universally

Positronically, electron energy
Colliding particles = fundamental forces
This is soon to be, atomic creativity

Galaxies a far, "My God it's full of stars"
So look from where you are, "My God it's full of stars"

Billions of years, cool mass creating spheres
From singularity, our universe appears

Building blocks of life, sub-atomics collide
Nature will provide the creation of mankind

So look from where you are, "My God it's full of stars"

And so deep in your eyes
Up in the winter skies
A glittering metropolis
A cluster of beautiful stars
Just like in your eyes

She Rules The Earth

(for Laura)

She said paint me like an abstract work of art
She said only I can find the code to unlock your heart
So close your eyes, ignore the lights

And just like she said, my tears of blood turned red
Oh that's why she rules the Earth

She said show me all these things I need to know
Show me Japanese art, show me cinematic gold
Then close your eyes, give me your heart
She said show me stars then take me where they are to go

And just like she said, my tears did turn to red
Oh that's why she rules the Earth

And just like she said, I never will forget
The reason why she rules the Earth

K.S.D.

Life goes by in the blink of an eye
Like the sands of time
Revolve like the hands

From the birth of galaxies
To a new born child
Time will stand still

Empires fall and leave behind
And rise again
Evolution

From the birth of galaxies
Through out the ages
Mutating

Standing strong
Behold this is man
To give the power
Of destruction

Developing stages of life
Intelligence
Annihilation

Spark the creation of life
Light the fire (of) Evolution
From an age to an age, civilized, sands of time, turn the page

Life goes by in the blink of an eye
and all the moments are lost in time
From the birth of galaxies
To a new born child, time will stand still
Where are we going? what will we find?
From the birth of a star, through sands of time
Spark the creation of perfect man
Light the fires, Evolution

E-vo-lu-tion

Spark the creation of man
Light the fire (of) Evolution
From an age to an age, civilized, sands of time, turn the page

Life goes by in the blink of an eye
Like the sands of time
Revolve like the hands
Life goes by in the blink of an eye